This just in! Naharnet reports:
“The number of Israel-linked cells that security forces discovered in the past two months rose to six as head of the Internal Security Forces, Maj. Gen. Ashraf Rifi said the ISF made the strongest security strike against the Mossad.
Pan-Arab daily al-Hayat said that 17 people were arrested in the past two months for allegedly spying for Israel. The latest arrests were made on Friday when police seized five people in the south.
“The ISF moved in the past two years to an advanced stage in its confrontation against Mossad cells and networks” after improving technological means and receiving funding to build a device to pursue alleged spies, Rifi told As Safir newspaper in remarks published Saturday.
“Six months following the implementation of our plan we were able to arrest an agent who confessed to having ties with Israel. But we didn’t speak out about him at the time because we assumed that the device is not sufficient and we shouldn’t brag about it before laying our hands on the remaining members of the cell,” Rifi added.
A secret device to pursue alleged spies?! Whatever could it be? Well, my friends, I’m thrilled to report that Qifanabki.com has managed to secure an exclusive photograph of the LAF’s super-secret high-tech crime-fighting machine and we’re rushing it to press!
I give you… the Mossadomizer.
Just remember, you saw it here first!
May 10, 2009 at 3:10 am
That’s a cool machine. Bet it’s Turbo charged. Wonder what the zero to 60 time is?
May 10, 2009 at 11:07 am
I would have imagined something more like “kit” from knight rider, we still have a few on our streets.
May 10, 2009 at 11:28 am
I think it’s an alloy plated battery wires attached to suspect balls on one side and the power plant on the other.
The innovation being the alloys used allow you to carry a current from the power plant as opposed to a dinky little car battery.
May 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Guys,
don’t be silly, the picture is of the Batmobile from Batman and Batman Returns. Qifa is just pulling your legs.
Qifa – I am sorry if i ruined it. I am sure if i was not such a genius you would have pulled it off the prank perfectly.
May 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
“Mossadomizer”
Thats the funniest thing ever.
May 11, 2009 at 4:33 am
Because you can’t have street-cred unless you’re fighting Israeli spies.
May 11, 2009 at 5:55 am
I’m not so sure I entirely believe our government when it comes to all these Israeli spy networks.
Give us numbers.
Give us names.
Give us confessions.
Give us trials.
Give us verdicts.
Give us punishment.
Where are all the facts and data? We have seen none.
May 12, 2009 at 8:23 am
I think it is not just cool and funny. It looks like there is more to it than that. According to this it is a real hi-tech war.