Merry Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my za’im gave to me: Twelve drums of mazout, eleven snipers sniping, ten warlords sleeping, nine trips to Maameltein, eight maids a-slaving, seven skiers swimming, six geezers lying, five car theft rings….. four calling cards, three French fry sandwiches, two healths my love… And a car freshener shaped like a cedar tree!


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9 thoughts on “Merry Christmas

  1. Merry Christmas to you too and thanks for this nice blog

    Posted by V | December 25, 2009, 11:48 am
  2. what is in ma3maltain?

    Posted by sunbula | December 25, 2009, 2:25 pm
  3. ahama shee’l french fries sandwich 😉 min MALIK IL BATATA 😉 merry christmas to u and ur family man.. hope all’s well

    Posted by Tariq | December 25, 2009, 4:38 pm
  4. Merry Christmas Elias, and hope Santa was good to you and your family.

    Thank you for the blog. Your writings and insights are awesome.

    Thanks again,


    Posted by Ras Beirut | December 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
  5. Merry Christmas, and thank you for your contributions throughout this year.

    Posted by Brett | December 26, 2009, 3:22 am
  6. Merry Christmas QN.

    Posted by marillionlb | December 26, 2009, 6:15 am
  7. Two healths over your heart ya Qifa!

    (Although your za’im forgot very important things like the rtal of silicone and the u’ie of botox… we women have our rights too)
    Happy Holidays to all

    Posted by mj | December 26, 2009, 6:43 am
  8. A Merry Christmas to One and All. (Our merriment might be spoiled by the snipers though:-))

    Posted by ghassan karam | December 26, 2009, 10:20 am
  9. Excellent. Loved the skiers and the French fry sandwiches and especially the freshener. Merry cream to everyone.

    Posted by Edgard | December 26, 2009, 7:14 pm

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